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[Seven of Nine]

Originally posted by yertle

In any event, my first reaction is that it is crude and irresponsible for a judge to attempt humor in that situation, whether the litigant is white, black, or purple.

I tell you what, if I was a judge and a purple person came before me, irrespective of em's prayer for relief, I would be lambasting the sucker. Sitting on high in my robes, I can imagine my rapier wit seething like acid through my razor lips:


"What's eating you, Gilbert Grape?"
"As a partially negligent tort victim, would you say your one eye and one horn prevented you from warning the flying defendant, Mr. Purple People Eater?"
"And does Prince know you're wearing his clothes?"
"Frankly, Violet, I don't give a damn!"
"Did you feel crushed?"
"Stop wining, or I'll hold you in contempt, Merlot!"
"JuiceMaster, Juice Faster....Feeeeeel my Flow"

Seven