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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
This leads me to the next topic. One Ocean View. It's a short (6 episodes) reality show in the same vein as The Real World. I know Usman. And Usman is the most compelling, vain, ridiculous person I know. You must watch. He arrived via speed boat in a suit with a Pink, banker shirt.

Here are some examples of what he said in last night's episode:

1. Every day is the best day of my life because I truly believe I get better looking every day. When I wake up, it's the best day yet because I know I'm better looking than I was yesterday. No, I'm completely serious. [And he is -- completely serious, that is.]

2. Let's go out. I hope there aren't going to be any fat girls there.

3. You kidding, dude? There are four girls in this house. We shouldn't have to clean anything.

4. [In response to what his goals were for the summer, after hearing people say shit like, "Make new friends" or "Be open to a new, meaningful relationship"] I'm looking to pick up girls.

5. [On phone] Hello? It's Usman, that handsome guy you met at the bar tonight...the one with the nice house.

6. Why do I get models? Because I'm good looking and rich. That's why.

7. [Something about liking his women barefoot and pregnant.]

And no, he's not kidding. Here's to you, Usman. May this be the last time you are photographed without a beer in its original container.



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How does this show work? Will he be simply voted out of the house, or will the women on the show be able to physically beat the shit out of him before kicking him off the show?