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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I have been told by GFs that spending the night partying with strippers creates a presumption - rebuttable, of course - that you had sex with the stripper(s). I am not sure what the standard of proof is to rebut the presumption, but I have never met it.
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What the hell happened to "innocent until proven guilty"? Unless there is dried spooge, saliva, lube or spermicide on your nethers (or face) (absent an indication of an unnaturally thorough and recent scrubbing) or a photograph with valid date/time stamp showing actual sexual activity then you should not be suspected or questioned. Absent the indicia of cheating that I have listed above, Ben the Fucking Moron should call them all liars and deny that he was even in Canada at the time.