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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Not that drunk. I think there was some exaggeration in this story, but something similar happened to me in college. Was fingering a girl who wouldn't let me shag her the day before winter break, fell asleep, got up early the next day, walked her to her bus to the airport, was waving goodbye when I noticed that my hand was almost completely covered with dried, crusted blood (especially under the finger nails). Freaked me out.
She felt very wet the night before, but she tended to get really wet. By the way, girls who get really wet are fucking hot. Girls who are on their period and don't tell you...not so much.
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Hmm. So let me get this straight. You were on a date, got rejected, had to tcb, fell asleep, woke up - probably took and pee, DIDN'T WASH YOUR HANDS, and then woke date up kicked her to the curb. Is that about it?