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Old 08-08-2003, 01:14 PM   #17707
Atticus Grinch
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Originally posted by bridge of love
if so her mouth and lips had a higher degree of fecal bacteria at the pre-act kissing then is normal. most food has some such matter, but in miniscule amounts. It's a safe bet your friend, however well brushed her teeth and tongue may have been, was sporting a higher percentage of bacteria then your average girl. your refusal to kiss her later was only saving you a matter of degree. for sure I'm not saying you should have kissed her, just don't be smug that you dodged a bullet by skipping the post-act kissing is all.
Hate to break it to you, but all of us are dosing ourselves regularly with fecal bacteria with pretty much every human contact. The fact that Sebby's chick had a somewhat browner complexion at the end of the night doesn't profoundly increase the problem.

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