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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
If he'd died from blood loss after an enraged gator bit off his testicles, I'd have written exactly that. But there's no assumption of risk here. In fact, while I'm overusing the term, I'll add that's another tragedy here - a guy who should have provided excellent fodder for such a riff robbed the world of jokes by getting whacked by a stupid floppy fish cattle on Disney cruises swim with and pet all the damned time. It's like Robert Downey choking to death on a gummi bear. It's all wrong... begs a "do over."
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You know what's a tragedy? When you're in a crowd and you fart out loud.