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Originally posted by andViolins
I've read the above quoted paragraph several times now. I have no idea what you're saying. Granted, its late in the day and I am tired, but I'm totally clueless. I did, however, google gavone. Found something in an urban dictionary. As best as I can decipher, you didn't want to give up the control of working a crappy job paying you lots of money to instead marry a fake Italian man (or, instead, an Italian man who eats too much) who made lots of money on Wall St.? Is that what the above means?

Why is either a phony Italian who talks like and quotes from the Sopranos or a fat Italian man who eats too much the definition of a successful man? Why are those your only options? Why couldn't you marry the fat fake Italian man and then just bust his balls to continue to assert control?

Why not put some lotion on to stop the chafing?

What "ain't no thing?" What is the thing? Do you really talk like that? Perhaps that is why you are drawn to the fake Italians? Because you talk (or at least type) in some strange convoluted language that only you and Hank (Hi Hank!) seem to understand?

Like I said, I just don't know what you're saying.

aV

Don't be such a mook.