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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
2. I like most of the gummy menagerie. And many swedes have an allure. But the swedish fish never did it for me.
Toughskins live. The braggin' dragon, no.
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Rough and tough, just like your little indestructable guy, this Toughskins jean has sturdy cotton fabric that will get him through the scrapes of childhood. He may be outnumbered on the playground, but at least his jeans will stay intact with their thick weave and sturdily-stitched hems. Zip-fly with snap closure. 100% Cotton. Machine washable. Imported.
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It had might as well say, "he may be outnumbered and ridiculed on the playground for wearing Toughskins, but at least he won't come crying home to Mommy with a hole in his knee!"
Moreover, when he grows up, he will be a brilliant lawyer and not only will he show those bullies, who will wallow in the mediocre superficial conformity of adulthood, that living well is the best revenge, but he'll also never forget the durability of his Sears wardrobe.
