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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
The worst is finding yourself on a bus or train, holding the hand handstrap, then looking down and realizing that there is a cute young girl sitting within close eyesight of your crotch, WHICH HAS A HUGE FUCKIN' CUMSTAIN ON IT. What do you do? Say "Oh... excuse me, that's urine"??? You're fucked. Now every time she sees you on the bus she'll think "that's the cumstain or bladder problem guy" and you'll have to try to find a spot on the bus far away from her. God forbid you get on and the seat next to her is the only one open...
S(The only thing worse I could imagine would be to "gamble and lose" on the bus/train)D
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Well, if the cute girl is smiling a little but, suggest to her that you both depart at the next stop and that you and she can add to youur crusty collection.
edited by Not Bob to fix the quote codes -- because he cares. 
