Fiscal conservatives, take note:
No longer content with teenagers, Your Federal Dollars are now being spent on abstinence-until-marriage programs for grown adults.
- Wade Horn, assistant secretary for children and families at the Department of Health and Human Services, said the revision is aimed at 19- to 29-year-olds because more unmarried women in that age group are having children... "The message is 'It's better to wait until you're married to bear or father children,' " Horn said. "The only 100% effective way of getting there is abstinence."
So. Slave? The Great Man is telling you, put that thing away. Spanky? C'mon, you can try some wimpy excuse that you're older than 29, but let's be honest -- it's only a matter of time before Wade Horn has your demographic in his sights as well. Your GOP wants you to stop screwing anything until you finally decide to pop the question to Paigow. After all, they know what's best.
Gattigap
