A, they don't come in close to my size.
B, wayyyyyy not me. But you two (bnb and NFH) haven't ever met me, so I guess it stands to reason.
A couple of other notes:
My mil is a Republican, but she's not THAT kind of Republican.
In Mo-dom, St. John Knits are the suits of choice for the upper echelon of wives of general authorities and presidencies of the auxiliaries. I.e., way older and more conservative than I am. Here's just one example:
Anyway. So a dressy suit in a style more my own would be one idea. Any others?
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