It's that time of year again, and
The Beast's list is out. Among them, Pamela Anderson, #33, isn't badly done:
- Charges: A dead-eyed pneumatic cartoon who’s done more to distort the female body image than Barbie and Hugh Hefner combined. There’s a phrase for women whose breast implants are bigger than their heads: "Fucking revolting." Selects her mates based on their level of childish helplessness and the size of their meat cannons and then acts surprised when they turn out to be violent, possessive assholes.
Exhibit A: "If I think too much, it kind of freaks me out."
Sentence: Old age.
