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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Police protection? Every car I had in Philly got broken into. One day my truck got broken into in broad daylight across from City Hall. I bought that shithole city a Lexus with my tax dollars. They did real fucking well by me.
My favorite drug's listed as a catagory one. It's a goddamned fungus. Some douche thinks it'll cause a revolution.
I like the roads, but I'd rather stay at home with the blinds drawn.
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Strap a bomb to your chest. Walk into the Government office that bugs you most. Boooooooom!
You'll wake up in heaven with 60 virgins waiting for you to change that virgin status.
Honest.
