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1. QE
Anyway, last night's show was nothing great. There is some possibility that this will be played out soon because there are only so many tips they can give out... Carson dressed that guy horribly. Thom's rooms were less inspired than usual. Making a guy shuck oysters is cruel. And who really thought that he would be able to dance after one lame lesson that involved sliding across the floor on his knees? Really.
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I enjoyed it as always. I thought the guy was just nice (his girlfriend had a horrible case of horse face syndrome, though -- that's where you have gums that are bigger and more prominent than you're fucking teeth; I don't know how that can be fixed, but someone needs to work on that). They hooked up his hair and really only bought him like one or two outfits. The clothes weren't really the point of the show last night. It can't always be about Carson. He bought the guy what he needed, which was shoes. Can't really model shoes.
That said, Jai did a crap job. He could have given him a few moves he could have done very easily at any club and looked cool. Think: simple. Hell, the guy's girlfriend couldn't even dance (I don't know why the hell she wanted to go out dancing all the time -- where do these people go who can't dance that they feel comfortable doing whatever the hell it is they do?). And besides Jai, those were the most nondancingest gay guys I've ever seen. Pathetic. I guess they were thrown off because Junior Vasquez wasn't spinning maybe?
Thom did a decent job with the space he had. I like the segmenting thing he does with the walls, although he needs some new tricks.
I didn't understand the raw bar thing. She didn't look like she loved them (or liked them very much) and she didn't even know how to eat them. I think they told him to suggest a raw bar.
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
4. Joe Schmoe
This show is just mean. Kind of funny though. Interesting that it is on Spike TV and all the women are gorgeous. Coincidence? It think not.
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I felt a little bad for the guy a number of times. But, hell. He had a good time while he was there. And they better have given him the fucking money at the end.
I can't believe how many times the actors fucked up. It can't be that hard to keep that many lies floating at once. Shit, I do it every day.
Favorite line:
Matt: I'm not here for the money.
Whoever: Than why ARE you here?
Matt: Because I had nothing else to do.
TM
