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Originally posted by purse junkie
Recently, I saw a barely-pubescent middle schooler wearing a "Playboy" tank top, and badly wanted to beat the shit out of the stupid subservient little tool and her stupid subservient tool of a mom. Why not just drop her out of school and sell her to a pimp right now?
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Direct your anger at the geniuses who started marketing "Porn Star" branded clothing to the same crowd about three years ago. These people should be pummelled toothless, and then forced to fight the young girls' absentee parents to the death.
Confidential to PLF: Save it. I know you're worried, but I don't want your mix tape, unless it's from the heart --- that is, it starts and ends with Peter Gabriel's "In Your Eyes" and has "Forever Young" somewhere in between. Only that will crack my emotional armor and get you to the squishy insides.
