Remember Jelly Belly jelly beans? A jar of which no less a personage than Ronald Reagan kept on his desk? Well, they haven't been resting on their laurels -- oh, no. They've been in product development for beans based on Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans from the Harry Potter books --- "every flavor" in this case being limited to
Sardine, Black Pepper, Dirt, and Vomit.
This is not the interesting part. The interesting part is that the Vomit flavor isn't new. It's a rebranding of an ill-fated Parmesan Pizza flavor from several years ago. Who knew? The next time I TUIMMALB, I'll let you know if I get any sense of Parmesan Pizza.
Meanwhile, their most popular flavor is
Buttered Popcorn. WTF?
