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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I'll never understand you on this one. Let's look at her pathetic, forced signature lines:
He's not afraid of heights. [Good one.]
He's been lifting. [They've all been lifting and juicing.]
He's no beanie-baby. [I would have fired her on the spot the first time I heard this one if I ran ESPN.]
She fucking suxass. She's ugly. And her teeth get in the way of the rest of her face. I detest her like a sickness.
But, I also can't stand Stuart Scott (and I think we covered why he sucks).
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Of course, NO ONE is really that funny on SportsCenter anymore. Everyone tries WAY too hard to say something cool. Chris Berman stopped being funny in the '90s. Stuart Scott is the Carlton of sports. ALL OF THE NEW GUYS SUCK.
The commercials are still funny.
Baseball Tonight is still excellent, even though Pete Gammons needs to take his lips off the BoSox's collective dick and actually report on one of the other 27 MLB teams.
