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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Maybe next we could talk about overweight people! Yay!
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My thoughts exactly. But although I sometimes hate these kind of emails, to pre-empt that discussion, I offer the following sort of humorous email.
It's a relief to know the truth after all those
conflicting medical studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer
fewer heart attacks than the Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer
heart attacks than the Americans.
3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and
suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans
4. The French drink excessive amounts of red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of
sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks
than the Americans.
Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking
English is apparently what kills you.
