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Originally posted by ThrashersFan
You can elect to have an enema when you present in labor which I believe helps to avoid the problem. I did not poo (and did not have an enema -- fuck you, TM). I did fluff more than once which my husband now finds funny because he thought I was incapable of doing so -- and has redeveloped the belief since -- and he said it was "cute" how I pardoned myself to the nurse each time it happened. This was only while pushing before the doc came in -- I did not fluff in the doctor's face.
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Okay, you did NOT just use the word "fluff" in a sentence to mean fart, did you? I can't stand it!
Recently, I was out with my mother, my sister in law, and my 2 year old niece. My niece started to have a tantrum about something and my mother said "I think she's pissed off and M-A-D". Why she spelled MAD is beyond me.