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I've told people my consumption priority mostly looks like this:
1. Sex
2. Food
3. Liquor
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The right priority matrix is:
1. Sex with someone new and hot + coke (for purposes of this list, sex with two women at a time shall be deemed the equivalent of sex with someone new and hot)
2. Either one of the above by itself
3. Excellent, very good, or good food
4. Sex with a significant other
5. Weed
6. Jagermeister (simulates #5)
7. Other decent forms of alcohol
8. Sub-par food
9. Bad sex
10. Bad food
11. Bad booze
Seeing the Leafs win the Stanley Cup would be off the charts. Being on an incredible roll at a craps table or knocking someone out at the final table of a poker tournament would be between 2 and 3. Catching a foul ball at a World Series game was somewhere between #1 and #2. Getting a bad lapdance is probably around #10.5.
Is this clear?
