Bennifer Assfleck
This has got to be a joke. These people are so fucking attention hungry. If not, just go and get married or have a JotP come to your house and do it and then have a party afterwards. Don't they have another movie coming out? That would explain all of this hype. Oh yeah, I like the way Britney Spears is described as a "longtime fan." What, she doesn't even rate "friend?"
Ben & Jen Wedding Postponed!
Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck's wedding is on hold! Big stars have already arrived at the nuptial neighborhood, where news is fast breaking that Hollywood's royal wedding has been postponed.
The stunning news is that the couple has postponed due to the relentless media circus. The news has everyone scrambling and is affecting countless plans. Wedding guests are being contacted via telephone and told about the change.
Britney Spears, using a false name, already checked in at the Santa Barbara Four Seasons Biltmore. Access can also confirm that Miss Spears was to be attending the wedding. Just last month she went to Ben's birthday bash. She's a longtime fan of Ben.
In addition to the media frenzy surrounding the wedding, another perfect example of the craziness the couple has been facing are the numerous tabloid reports. London's Daily Mail is reporting that Jennifer was insisting on a "no cheating" prenuptial agreement, stipulating that if Ben is unfaithful, she is entitled to go after half of his money. Sources supposedly told the paper that Ben has agreed to the terms. The story, however, is pure fiction.
Tune in to Access Hollywood tonight for more details on the postponed Bennifer nuptials!
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