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Originally posted by Not Bob
53% pure. I will check, but I think I am getting more pure.
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Pathetic. I went from 59% to 55% to 53%.
I hope that it's because more impure people like all y'all have taken the test in the last couple of years, thereby raising (or lowering?) the curve.
Or maybe I'm just forgetting my days of snorting lines of blow off of bold n' brazen's breasts in 1988.
edited to note that apparently I don't have a clue about whether I am becoming more or less pure, but I left it this way becuase I liked the line about snorting blow, though I should note that (a) I am joking; (2) I used bold n' brazen instead of, say, Fugee, only because she (bnb, not Fugee) just made a comment about cocaine use 15 years ago; and therefore (III) no one should assume that I have anything other than the utmost respect for bn'b as a person, not that I am saying that she (or Fugee) are unworthy of having blow snorted off of their breasts, but just that, you know, I didn't mean anything offensive by it. Honk. 
