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Plea for Help
Dearest St. Fringe the Benefit,
Please put away the kayak and come back to the board. Things just haven't been the same here since you left. I promise, on behalf of the entire fb community, that we will try to do a better job of heeding your advice and laughing at all of your hilarious rebuttals. Heck, we took the name of the board from your initials, can't you see our devotion to you?
I know that for a little while now it has appeared that we were taking you for granted, and for that we feel horribly ashamed. But you should really give us another chance. We can change. With your support and encouragement, we could be a better fb tomorrow than we are today. And let's not even get into how great next week could be. Really.
Please return before I am forced to break into a verse of You Are My Sunshine. If you push me to that point, it will not be pretty. I'll sing it all slow and sad instead of upbeat and peppy. And I might cry at the end. I'm sure you don't want that on your conscience.
I could go on, but I'm afraid that at some point I will start to sound pathetic. Please come back!
Your most humble servant,
ncs
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