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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
(2) The longer you nurse, the smaller your boobies will get. If you nurse once or twice a day all the way to 12 to 18 months, .............
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ANd then my brain froze.
Eighteen fucking months?!?! Is there anyone out there that really does this? It's my personal opinion that a child who can climb up on my lap, unbutton my shirt, remove my breast from said shirt and help herself to a little suckle is simply too old to be nursing. Likewise, any child who can ask to be nursed whether the asking be "BooBoo?" or "Mother, please, may I nurse now?" is too old too...
No way I'm going 18 fucking months....even if it would make my boobies smaller.
