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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
................The $15 to $30 vibes don't break the bank, so it's not a big deal to buy one and have it sitting at the bottom of the drawer forever.
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Please always cover said vibes with a sweater or something to avoid this embarrassing scenario, which actually happened to me in between my 2nd and 3rd years in law school.
"Hi Mom....whatcho doing?" says Bn'B, entering her own bedroom while her mother is visiting from out of town.
In a moment of terror and horror, Bn'B realises Mom is about to open
that drawer .
Bn'B's Mom turns and says "I was looking for your sewing kit...a button fell off of my sweater". And then...
she opens the drawer .
Mom turned to me and said, "Well, I guess there's no sewing kit in here", primly closed the drawer and walked into the living room.
At that moment, I was wishing for something iatrogenic.
{Twice. In one day.}
