Penske is crying out for help...won't one of you lend a sharp tongue, and a soft washcloth?:
"Well let's face it, I'm not getting any thinner and one day soon I'll have too much girth to even set foot out of my dingy, roach infested house. I'll be one of those guys they have to knock a hole in the side of the building and rent a boom crane just to get my ass out. It's just a matter of time.
I'm not that picky, but I am looking for a young model type. She should be financially well off in order to support my vast caloric requirements. It'd also be a plus if she would nag me incessantly so I could ignore her; that'd make me feel like the dominant one.
We could spend romantic evenings on the couch taking turns washing my nether regions which have become quite foul from chronic neglect. I'll suppply the brillo pads and comet, you supply the love.
Looking forward to hearing from you. Please include a picture as I will inevitably get more responses than I will be able to reply to. "
[It's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
this is in or around portland]
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/por/13851467.html
Apparently, socking doesn't burn calories.
CDF
