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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

See, I don't know about that. I mean, there are pluses and minuses to cutting one's dick off. It's true the problem at hand will become moot. But then you have the whole not having a dick thing. I know that would make me anxious.

And none of this addresses the "How" of the thing. Do you go with a paring knife or serrated edge? Scissors? Cleaver? How much Wild Turkey should one ingest in advance? Or should it be Oxycontin?

Should you have someone else cut it off for you? Maybe. But who? You can't just ask a friend at work. That could lead to some really uncomfortable situations.

So I don't think you can just go around willy-nilly suggesting Adder cut his dick off. There's a lot more to it than that. These things have to be vetted first.

One of the protagonists in the book I just finished, The Professor and the Madman: A Tale of Murder, Insanity, and the Making of the Oxford English Dictionary (guess which one), used a string to tie off the member so as to cut off blood flow and then used a pen knife to slice through. He threw the discarded body part in the fire. There was, apparently, very little blood, though he did require some time in the infirmary afterwrds.