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Old 10-22-2008, 01:48 PM   #619
taxwonk
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Re: Annoyances

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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield View Post
See, I don't know about that. I mean, there are pluses and minuses to cutting one's dick off. It's true the problem at hand will become moot. But then you have the whole not having a dick thing. I know that would make me anxious.

And none of this addresses the "How" of the thing. Do you go with a paring knife or serrated edge? Scissors? Cleaver? How much Wild Turkey should one ingest in advance? Or should it be Oxycontin?

Should you have someone else cut it off for you? Maybe. But who? You can't just ask a friend at work. That could lead to some really uncomfortable situations.

So I don't think you can just go around willy-nilly suggesting Adder cut his dick off. There's a lot more to it than that. These things have to be vetted first.
I like your last suggestion. I bet he could find a vet who would be happy to do it.
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