I am sitting outside the music classroom at my son's school where some girl is having a piano lesson.
The song she is learning is the tune to which the following is sung:
- Zeta Chi,
Zeta Chi, my friend
'Neath the elms we sing our tones
We're brothers to the end
Muffy in the bathroom stall
Margaret by the lake
Susan down in Whitsley Hall
Constance on the make
Constance Fry,
Constance Fry,
Anytime you'd call
Constance would fulfill your needs,
Winter, Spring, or Fall.
That has to be the tune to something else, right?
