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					Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower  Do you think the same is true of guys who frequent strip clubs?  Or is there something different about the naked sushi experience that attracts the unable-to-get-laid? | 
	
 Not judging mind you, as I love porn as much as the next guy, but strip clubs?  Why?  Unless you're the dude who has sex with the stripper, you're paying what?  $300-400 just to get cheap perfume ground into your pants?  
"Hey, look!  TITS!  My knee pushed into a random cooter!"  
Call me an old crank, but I just don't see the huge kick in it.  
Strippers in the suite, now, that I can handle.  You shell out the cash, the guys who are into it do their thing and you can laugh, get high, get liquored, etc...  It's lower stress.  You don't have that constant pressure of being forced to pay for the lap dance every couple minutes.  You can opt-out and just enjoy the freak show.
As to the sushi thing, yellowtail tastes better off a sweaty stomach.  Don't you know anything about fish?