11-12-2008, 06:43 PM
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Re: A Real Speech
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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall
This reminds me of a conversation I had last week with a friend. How fucking awesome would it be if Obama got up at the Inauguration and gave the following speech?:
Can you count, suckahs? I say the future is ours. If you can count. Now look at what you have before you. You've got Indiana sitting next to California. We've got Virginia right by Massachusets. Nobody is wasting nobody. That is a miracle. And miracle is the way things ought to be.
You're standing right now with 57 Senators from our 50 states. And there are over 255 more Congressmen from the House. That's 312 hardcore members. 2,534.5, counting democratic delegates. And 66,361,433 more, not organized, but ready to fight. 66,363,967.5 soldiers.
Now there ain't but 214 Republican Senators and Reps in the whole town, can you dig it? Can you dig it? CAAAAAN YOOOOOU DIG IIIIIIIIT?
TM
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You missed the most important element--dress code. Will this speech be delivered in morning pants, or in a fleece-lined brown leather duster?
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