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Originally Posted by Montecore
So a penguin was driving along when he noticed his car acting funny, so he took it to a mechanic. The mechanic told him he'd look the car over and to check back in about 30 minutes, so the penguin went across the street to have an ice cream cone while he waited (penguins love ice cream).
He came back after 30 minutes and the mechanic said, "Hey, you blew a seal." The penguin replied, "Nah, I was just eating some ice cream."
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Ha ha ha! Spanky told me this one the other night when I was visiting his salt lick:
A guy in tuxedo is walking down the street and he´s really horny. so he goes to the first whore house he sees. He only has five dollars, so they kick him out.
The guy goes to the next one. But, since he only has
five dollars, he gets kicked out.
So, by this time, he´s really super horny, so he goes to the next one and says: "Look, I only have five dollars. I´m really horny and I need a blow job for 5 dollars!"
The guy there says: "OK, for five dollars we can give you a penguin."
"What´s a penguin?"
"You´ll see."
So, the guy takes the 5 dollars and leads the horny man to a bedroom. The man unzips and drops his tuxedo pants and sits down on the bed to wait for his "penguin". Soon a whore comes in, drops to her knees and starts giving the guy a blow job. Just as he´s about to let loose, she stops and walks away. Now the horny guy in tuexedo with his pants at his ankles, waddles after her, shouting...
"HEY! WHAT´S A PENGUIN?!"
