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					Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen  Do people really get bent out of shape about stuff like this?
 So long as I get fed and have a cocktail or two, I'm delighted to celebrate whatever the occasion is.
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 That's not bad, but its not truly a successful event unless, during the course of the evening, I get to sneak away with a drunken bridesmaid (or other wanton guest) to some hidden alcove or other vesitbule. npi.