The People
(tm) have spoken, and song parodies are back. And the first one goes out to The Pretty Lady herself.
Hey, ncs (apologies to
"Carrie Anne" by the Hollies)
When we post on FB, our roles are simple
I play the partner, you play the pretty girl.
Now you post on politics with Ty and Spanky
What's the attraction in stripper stalking?
{Refrain}
Hey, ncs
What's your board now, can anybody post?
Hey, ncs
What's your board now, can anybody post?
You were always special to the FB
Quite independent, never snotty.
Didn't lose your charm with higher post counts.
Fantasy football, or Mister Man jokes.
{Refrain}
Posters come and go, but you still post here.
Running the Death Pool, wearing cool glasses.
When the FB's over, you'll leave with me.
Then I'll hear Senor Hombre saying . . .
{Refrain}
(The song came to me yesterday during my session of "Sweating to the Oldies" with Richard Simmons -- a birthday gift from Fenwick. Maybe the kid will get me Deal A Meal as a Generic Winter Gift-Giving Holiday present -- one can hope.)
