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					Originally Posted by ironweed  Shea?  You can't go there anymore.  And Francis, with his FIFO-beer-drinking and frou-frou accessories, is clearly the sort of anal-retentive narcissist that makes for a perfect Yankees fan.  Wait - was that counterproductive?  
 But the all-new Bailout Field is in full effect and I am now the proud owner of a quarter share in some abbreviated season ticket plan that gets me one ass cheek on a seat for two and a half games.  And it only cost me $799.95!
 
 Let's go Mets!
 
 Fuck them, actually.  My real team won a meaningless game today, which I didn't get to watch, but just reading the match report and watching highlights online made me feel happier than when the Mets last won . . . err, something worth winning, which I believe has not happened in some time.
 |  What's the over/under on days before K-Rod visits Dr. Andrews?
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