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Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan
BTW, are you doing Santa Con this weekend? Most of the people I know doing it are hitting the Mission / Castro route, but there's also a Haight route and Fisherman's Wharf route.
This is the info I have on it:
Three routes:
Klassic Kringle—Santa hits Fisherman's Wharf and other favorite hotspots (that will still have us). Suggested props: Signs (Elfcare for Everyone, Santas Demand More milk & Cookies, etc.) Celebrate Santa's many corporate friends & partners by displaying your favorite sponsor on your suit.
Ho on Haight—Suggested props: "Ho on Haight" or "Ho on H8″ signs (think "No on 8"), drums, noise makers. Santa also asks that you bring presents for the poor unfortunate "homeless" children.
Mastrobation—Santa, the gayest ole elf there ever was, will visit the Mission and Castro and delight the hipsters with his absolute fabulousness! Suggested props: It's all about choice, so it's up to you how you'd like to participate (assorted props and gifts are always appreciated).
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A friend of mine was in SF on a family trip a few years back and stumbled on Santacon; they took a nice family pic with a group of friendly Santas. Kids were probably 9 and 12 at the time. This was with an old-skool real film camera. Only after getting the prints back did they realize that one of the Santas was packin' an enormous black dildo.
Our local Santacon crew is moving festivities to the deep burbs, apparently because Portland cops were getting a bit too unreceptive to drunk Santas. Portland cops tend to have itchy taser fingers.
