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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Sadly, unless I develop an affinity for strip clubs or get an M.D., I fear my experience with varieties of breasts has hit a ceiling.
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develop a love of German food. start taking the wife and kid to Otto's, you know out by the willow Grove turnpike exit. After dinner tell the wife you need to get beer, but all the stores seem closed. drive towards the Navy base, there is a topless club that sells package beer right off the base.
perfect alibi, and the wife is sitting right outside. you'll feel weird ordering for carry out when someone is shaking their tits at you, but you can tip on the way out.
here's the beauty of it, the dancers seem like they're all sick with hep or addictions, so i bet turnover is very high. you go there once a month and you'll be seeing fresh meet every time. if nothing else, with another month of ailment they'll look differently.
you. are . welcome.
