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Originally Posted by dtb
Speaking of yoga pants, I was at a jewelry store today (watch battery changed only, unfortunately, as we are in a National Emergency and all that) and the lady ahead of me apologized for staring at me (I hadn't noticed), but, she explained, it was because she looooooooooved my pants.
They are possibly the oldest, rattiest pair of yoga pants I own. I'm not sure why the paean to the pants. I suspect she was admiring my tushie.
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how could the lady ahead of you admire your tush, were you turned backwards, presenting your rear as some bizarre suburban show of submission?
otherwise, perhaps she was admiring your fanny.
