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Originally Posted by dtb
No, I meant "in front of" as in "her turn was ahead of mine". I was wandering the rows of cheesy jewelry. It was the kind of place that looks as if it hasn't sold anything in about 30 years.
Though maybe it was the camel toe.
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True story from today, a cautionary tale about lack of impulse control.
I'm on the elevator up to the corner office. Only other people are a youngish 30-something MILF and her daughter, about 3 yo. Our eyes meet and there is tacit acknowledgement that she is a MILF, which is probably where it should have been left. Tacit. So then she starts applying lip balm of some sort or another, of which I am stealing glances and indulging in prurient thoughts, as is my wont. My internal mental visualization is broken when I hear her say (apparently to her daughter) "would you like to try some of Mommy's lip balm?", to which I responded, unfortunately out loud (i.e. lack of impulse control) "YES, plant some on me"......to which she responded with a look of horror and then smacked me across the face.
Conclusion, her stop came up almost immediately, she pushed her daughter in front of her towards to the opening doors and then before she exited, turned and gave me a quick kiss. Go figure.
Day has been down hil from there......
