http://www.dlisted.com/node/29983
- So, Charles Barkley was busted for DUI in Arizona early this morning. According to the police report, when the cop pulled him over for running a stop sign, Charles said he was just in a rush to get his dick sucked! If I was the officer, I'd let the bitch go on his way. I'm all about hos sucking dick and getting their dicked sucked.
TMZ says the officer wrote in his report, "He told me that he ran the stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up the girl I saw get in the passenger seat. He asked me to admit that she was 'hot.' He asked me, 'You want the truth?' When I told him I did he said, 'I was gonna drive around the corner and get a blow job. He then explained that she had given him a 'blow job' one week earlier and said it was the best one he had ever had in his life."
Years ago, I was driving my dad's car, and got busted. I told the cop "please let me just take his car home then you can run me in." I was just a few blocks from home. He drove it home with me.
See, I just think for the joy CB has brought Phoenix people the guy could have driven Charles over, let him get the ole pipes cleaned, then brought him in.
