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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski
Years ago, I was driving my dad's car, and got busted. I told the cop "please let me just take his car home then you can run me in." I was just a few blocks from home. He drove it home with me.
See, I just think for the joy CB has brought Phoenix people the guy could have driven Charles over, let him get the ole pipes cleaned, then brought him in.
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Rip Torn (I know, obscure celebrity) got a DUI last week here in my little hamlet. The cop who arrested him (who is a relation of a friend of mine) was just going to follow him home, but he was so drunk and obnoxious, and swearing at the cop in the local eatery/bar & grill, that the cop gave him a DUI as soon as he got in the car. It was in the police blotter, along with the list of people who were "driving too fast for conditions" &c.
He had to appear in Superior Court today (per the aforementioned Police Blotter).
The two most interesting tidbits I have left of this story. UNTIL NOW!!
1. He is 77 years old
2. His real name is Elmore. WTF?