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Originally Posted by Diane_Keaton
Don't normally like Chase but he was great in that one. The hell with movies....there should be a list of 25 funniest SCENES from a movie. This one would be my number one hands down (or off). (Fast forward to about 2:45 as the early part isn't funny). The rib scene is good too. The rest of the list would be heavy with Woody Allen and Monty Python scenes. |
We have found common ground. I love
I'm Gonna Get You Sucka (not top 25, but still high enough to almost put on my list).
"So, it's just you 57 cops against Kung Fu Joe? Master of Kung-Fu! Karate! Jiu- Jitsu! And all kinds of other shit you ain't never heard of!"
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Willie: I heard you screamin' from all the way over there, and...
Leonard: I wasn't screamin', all right?
Willie: But I heard you...
Leonard: I wasn't screamin'! I was whistling!
Willie: You was whistling "Willie, help get this bitch off of me"?
Leonard: Yeah!
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John Slade: What these fancy medals for?
Jack Spade: Well, this one is, uh, shorthand. And, uh, this one over here is M.V.P. And, uh, this is surfing.
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John Slade: Sam, hold it man, you told me you served in Nam!
One Eyed Sam: I did, Saigon.
Jack Spade: Well, how'd you lose your eye?
One Eyed Sam: Fu**in' 'round the office. We were shooting paper clips at each other, and one of the damn fools hit me in the eye!
(I can't find the follow-up quote for when Slade and One Eyed Sam are comparing medals. But I know One Eyed Sam says something like, "This medal here is for typing..." And Spade cuts him off and says, "I got that one too! Right here! Right here!"
And finally, the scene when they're in the big shoot-out near the end and Spade gets a splinter and screams like his intestines are falling out when he removes it, gets me every time.
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