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Re: General announcement and warning
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Originally Posted by Not Bob
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Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: At last! Listen, d, I really need your advice about something.
GrammarGoddess: POOP!
Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: Uh, is the timing bad? You busy?
GrammarGoddess: DO YOU LIKE SPONGE BOB?
Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: Huh?
Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: Anyway, how does this line sound to you:
“We were somewhere around Darien on the edge of the golf course when the gin began to take hold.”
GrammarGoddess: BOOGERS!!!!!!!!
Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: Jesus, I knew it. It’s bad. It really sucks. Jesus!
GrammarGoddess: MOOMY SAYS JESUS DIED FOR OUR SINS.
Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: LOL!!!
Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: You always know the right thing to say.
Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: Well, I better get back to work on that pleading. [redacted] is really cracking the whip today.
GrammarGoddess: MOMY IS FIXING [redacted]'s PANTS.
Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: Huh?
GrammarGoddess: BY COMPUTER FRIEND!!! I LIKE YOU!!!
Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: [blush] Be careful, man. My wife sometimes snoops, you know?
Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: But, well, I lik
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Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: e you, too!
Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: Fuck!
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W.
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This is almost as good as Fuck You Penguin.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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