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					Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick  My friend at the gym today told me that I have a nice bubble ass. | 
	
 In the locker room?  Or whilst working out?
Speaking of the gym, I was asked to spot a guy on the bench press yesterday.  I have no idea why he asked a skinny guy like me. I was not lifting weights, and was only in the area doing stomach exercises.  I was really happy nothing went wrong.
Also speaking of the gym, when I was showering in one of the stalls a few weeks ago, I heard a high-pitched scream, followed by a THUMP! outside of the stalls in the general shower area.  Some guy completely wiped out, and was immediately offered assistance by the maintenance guy who was, I think, mopping the floors.  I see nothing, but hear "DON'T TOUCH ME!  DON'T TOUCH ME!"  I assume the maintenance guy was attempting to offer him a hand.  I can't imagine being sprawled out on the floor of the gym shower, in pain and completely naked - how emasculating was that for him?
For some reason, I thought all of this was hilarious.
But maybe I am evil.