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Old 01-13-2009, 05:15 PM   #3895
Tyrone Slothrop
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Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!

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Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower View Post
If I were a star quarterback in a national championship game, I would have the words "I want" in the eyeblack under my right eye and the word "virgins" in the eyeblack under my left eye. Then, when there was a big controversy, I would explain that I was simply expressing the virtue of remaining a virgin for as long as possible, but I could not fit all that into the eyeblack, so I had to to shorten that message as much as possible. And I would apologize about any confusion. Then there would be another big controversy when word got about about that huge number of virgins I had deflowered (sts) in the days and weeks after the game. But I'm sure I would have some other excellent explanation to cover that. It's really too bad that I am not much of an athlete, now that I think about it.
You could nickname yourself "De Flower," etc.

eta: Nice margins, Penske.
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