Forums

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

A good friend of mine was shocked when I recently told him that, when I was in law school, I received three blow jobs to conclusion over a nine-hour period. I explained that the first one was just a blow job, but that the second and third BJs were a result of me trying to convince the girl to have sex with me, but she wouldn't b/c we had just started seeing each other, and she wanted to wait. Being a guy, I had to test the water (each time) to make sure she was telling the truth (she was). She didn't "want to leave me hanging". Thus, the three blow jobs.

Of course, the story resulted in the taking of a poll at the bar on Saturday night. Surprisingly, random girls don't have much problem discussing these things after a few drinks, although a few pointed to the ring on my finger, to which I replied that I wasn't hitting on them (and I clearly wasn't); I just wanted to know how many BJs in one night would be considered "a lot of blow jobs".

The first time I slept with her the condom broke.

...and that, young Coltrane Jr., is how I met your Mother.