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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
*I go out of my way to let girls know that I'm not, but that I'm just there for my single friend (who really doesn't need a wingman).
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I have found that women who insist that you are hitting on them when you're not are actually hitting on you. I was out once with some friends (two girls and a guy) at a bar in San Diego and we were having an argument. The two women we were with thought they could get more numbers than we could and we were just drunk enough to take offense and decided to bet on it. And they would have creamed us, of course, if we played fair--although, no one ever said we couldn't mention that we were having a competition while competing. And yes, I realize that really just means we were having a contest about who could talk to the most people.
Anyway, my friend and I set out to talk to every girl in the bar in an attempt to get numbers. It worked amazingly well, even with the women who didn't believe us and were convinced we were hitting on them. We would just walk up to a group of women and say, "You see those two women over there talking to those guys? Well, we're having a competition to see who can get the most phone numbers. We don't even live in San Diego, so you can give us fake names and numbers, if you like. We're just trying to win." Half of the girls would give us their real names and numbers (just in case they wanted to test us) and even the girls who didn't believe us gave up their numbers. It was truly weird, especially since we would have gotten nowhere with anyone if we just asked them if they wanted to hang out sometime.
Anyway, with this tactic, we won. And I think the prize was more drinks, which was not a very good idea.
TM
