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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
So I'm walking down the street yesterday and these two wannabe models are heading toward me. A guy and a girl. As I pass them, the guy turns to the girl and says, "Did you hear about that sabertooth tiger they caught in someone's apartment yesterday?"
Damn.
TM
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That makes my day.
This morning, as I was passing thru the crack security at the airport, I overhear a couple TSA employees going over their break schedules, which, apparently, each of the employees had to sign to "ok" when they would be slurping their extra large cokes. "Hey Sy, don't forget to put yer John Henry on here," one called to the other.
C(they've been hanging around the x-ray machine a little too long)deuced
