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Originally Posted by Gattigap
. . . and let me say that the play's version of 16 going on 17 is the most sexist, double entendre, piece of shit song I've ever seen performed on stage.
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And yet:
ROLF
You wait, newbie sock, on the Pol-tics Page
For Ty to make a faux pas
You post, newbie sock, in a red-faced rage
That makes us all click "ig-nore."
LIESL
Click "ig-nore."
ROLF
You are new school, going on middle school
Newbie, it’s time to think
Better beware of Sebby and Flower
Newbie, they made me drink.
You are new school, going on middle school
Monikers all start to blend
Which fish is Spooky? Why’s spanky kooky?
Did Bilmore come to an end?
Totally unprepared are you
To talk about Greek isles
Timid and shy and scared are you
Of pubic hair grooming styles
You need someone older and wiser
Telling you how to post
I am middle school going on older school
I’ll keep you from being toast
LIESL
I am new school, going on middle school
I know my schtick needs work
Thurgreed’s a blast, he raved at my ass
But I hear he can be a jerk
I am new school, going on middle school
Mucking through all the slime
Salacious PMs, emails and IMs
Which dudes are worth my time?
Totally unprepared am I
To read about Slave’s sex life
Timid and shy and scared am I
At the thought of Mister's wife
I need someone older and wiser
Explaining this place to me
You are middle school going on older school
Make me an F-Beh-tee.
