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Originally Posted by Jack Manfred

I believe my collected body of work on this forum and its predecessors would lead any thorough reader to mark me firmly in the "pro-women's orgasms" column, but this article, this author, the professor she cites, the research the professor has done, the anecdotes, the people behind the anecdotes, and everything else associated with this study is full of shit.

The economy isn't bad enough? There aren't enough layoffs and cutbacks? Two wars overseas with little hope of resolution isn't enough? Now I'm supposed to care about whether college-aged women are having orgasms when they hook up with someone? I need to worry about performance metrics for fratboys on the prowl now, else my pro-sex, pro-women cred is as flaccid as these douchebags after a 5-minute sessie in the sac? Really? When the metrics for my 401(k) are on the milimeter scale?

If you're a college-aged woman, and you're not getting enough orgasms, here's my four-step plan to happiness.

Step One: Buy a vibrator. Hitachi Magic Wand, Rabbit, Pocket Rocket, pick one. Heck, skimp on the next pair of shoes, buy all three, and call it a weekend.

Step Two: Use the vibrator. Liberally. Use it so often that you have to factor batteries in your monthly budget.

Step Three: Ignore late-night booty-call text messages and Facebook message hook-up pleas from insipid, clitorally-clueless males. Repeat Step Two as needed.

Step Four: Ignore any survey requests from Sociology professors who don't have anything better to do. Repeat Step Two as needed.

2. I am a big fan of the Babeland. If those college girls go to its website, in addition to your suggestions, check out the We-Vibe, and the instructional video clip. My personal shopper is the instructor......